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Oh spam ya maka me crazy

I do not like green eggs and spam

I never have and I never will

Every morning when I go to my page

you have taken my friends

and scrambled them there.

Oh spam ya maka me crazy.

I do not like green eggs and spam.

I never have and I never will.

I land in spam on their page too

None of us are fans of these flukes you do.

You say we’re not friends

when we all know that’s not true

Oh spam ya maka me crazy

I do not like green eggs and spam

I never have and I never will

It takes so much time

Getting rid of you

Please just get things right

so we don’t have to fight

we don’t want to find a new family and site

Oh spam ya maka me crazy.

I do not like green eggs and spam

I never have and I never will

It could be a setting,

well I’ve checked all of those,

so no doubt a WP bug is injesting our site.

We just want to write, that’s what we do

we don’t have time for all of these glithches

that make us so blue.

oh spam ya maka me crazy

I do not like green eggs and spam

I never have and I never will

We get used to the format

Then it’s always something new

but I’ve no time to go into that too

blocks and classic is another boo hoo

Oh spam ya maka me crazy.

I do not like green eggs and spam.

I never have and I never will.

Feeling your pain today and mine to as this seems to be a continuous trend in WP and the story of my life. I do hope it gets better and we can get back to writing and leave the technology to them. Fingers and toes crossed. In the meantime, don’t forget to check your spam if you’re new or old (we all forget) and dig your friends out of there.

And just curious have you ever eaten spam in your lifetime? My mother would whip it out once in a while and I would just cringe. I never could eat it.

Thanks for visiting and hope you have a great spam free day.

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ashok
19 days ago

Oh oh. I think I too need to check my spam folder. Now – who likes green eggs 😛

ashok
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

Ha ha ha

boundlessblessingsblog
19 days ago

Hahaha, and a fantastic and much wanted poem on Spam in our WordPress Blogging. Too good Cindy. Keep it up. I think we all need to eat up our Spam folder.

boundlessblessingsblog
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

Yes too relatable. It sure is too annoying we all have faced it sometime on our blog. Welcome dear 🤗🤗💖💖

boundlessblessingsblog
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

❤️❤️❤️🌹🌹🌹

boundlessblessingsblog
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

❤️❤️❤️💝💝💝

boundlessblessingsblog
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

💝💝🙏🏻🙏🏻

rebecca s revels
19 days ago

My late husband loved spam. I could eat it at one time, but I’m sure now it is much saltier than I can tolerate.

akshita1776
19 days ago

Spam(both the food and the folder) and green eggs are notorious

Frank @ Beach Walk Reflections
19 days ago

Ugh …. Dealing with Spam issues within WP is much worse than eating the canned stuff. Otherwise, I hope all is well.

Filarance
19 days ago

Woww!! It’s a wonderful poem dear cindy! And yes daily I will check it my friend.. You are awesome! It’s a beautiful piece!🤗❤

Filarance
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
19 days ago

Most welcome friend! It’s my pleasure!😊

Filarance
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
19 days ago

💖💖🤗

Filarance
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

❣❣🤗

Filarance
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

❣❣💖🤗

Marsha
19 days ago

I have eaten Spam
In a can
With a man
And with Pam in her tam.

But I do not like Spam or green eggs
Not in a pan
Not with a fan
Not with legs or with Megs

I have eaten Spam for the last time. 🙂

Marsha
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
13 days ago

Sorry, I didn’t mean to Spam you! 🙂

Marsha
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
13 days ago

Pickle ball! LOL Just learning. 🙂

Kritika
19 days ago

Really SPAM is a food. I didn’t know. And SPAMs are annoying. I agree with you.
Can understand your frustration for SPAMs here 😀 WP should work on it.

Kritika
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
17 days ago

They will not. They will be pleased to know.

arielaonthego
19 days ago

Hehehe, it’s more of an Asian thing, and since my mum is Filipino she loves it 😂

arielaonthego
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

Hahahaha 😂 we get the low on salt ones, those she DOESNT like 😄

arielaonthego
19 days ago

Also, did you know that in Hawaii they have a whole DAY dedicated to SPAM?

radhikasreflection
19 days ago

Haha! Was nodding and smiling as I read your post. Clever writing Cindy. Seriously spams are so frustratingly annoying!!

Offshorewriter
19 days ago

Lol…. This is funny🤣🤣
Yes, yes… Spam is making as crazy …
This knows how to unfriend a friend!!! 😂
Smart and funny writing dear Cindy. Have a spam free day!!! ❤️❤️

Yernasia Quorelios
Yernasia Quorelios
19 days ago

💜 3 Mommy Movie Recommendations EveryOne; ‘Mommy Dearest’, ‘Carrie’ and ‘Wild’

… 💛💚💙…

Yernasia Quorelios
Yernasia Quorelios
Reply to  Yernasia Quorelios
19 days ago

💜 …oh yeah; also ‘Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Café’

…💛💚💙…

Yernasia Quorelios
Yernasia Quorelios
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
19 days ago

💜 I Imagine They Do; have to ‘fess I haven’t watched the movie but I KNOW!!! it’s about “Moms”

…💛💚💙…

vaniheart
19 days ago

well spam folder are annoying 🙄 that’s for sure, no idea about the food one…..

Ingrid
19 days ago

I ate Spam sushi in Hawaii once! I too hate it when my friends end up in spam…but yesterday I had a genuine spammer spamming my friends. Luckily I caught the spam in time and put it in the can 😅 🗑

Ingrid
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
19 days ago

If I’d missed it I think 100 comments would have been spammed 😳

Ingrid
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

I did my WP ‘apprenticeship’ writing for another blog and now I’m glad I did 😅

Nawazish
19 days ago

Interesting work Cindy and use of spam🔥

marlene ford gf Sesse
marlene ford gf Sesse
19 days ago

Great poem Cindy. Sounds like something Dr.Seuss
would write haha. I hate spam too. Have a great day

inerro.land
19 days ago

🤣🤣 funny way to see it 😃
Yeah, spam is annoying

MariaTeresa
19 days ago

Girrrrrrl…..drives me 🤯🤪 and your poem here was the best medicine for it LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Cindy for putting a lighter spin on this madness that we all here know all too well. Love you 💛💛💛

michnavs
18 days ago

ohhh i love this cute, whimsical poem Cindy, lol…and i feel you …spam oh spam please go away

rothpoetry
18 days ago

You hit a home run with this one Cindy! I love the satire coming through loud and clear!
I may have eaten spam a couple times in my life! :>)

rothpoetry
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

About as real as hot dogs!! :>)

rothpoetry
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

:>)

Gabriela Marie Milton
18 days ago

You are too much. This is a fantastic post! You were right. I love this poem.

xoxoxoxo…

Gabriela Marie Milton
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Rishika Jain
18 days ago

Omg I hate spam … and I feel such a sense of serendipity seeing my friends’ comment, which I find in the spam folder most of the times but eh fun poem as always Cindy 🤣😍😍✨✨

Goff James
18 days ago

Ah, yes, Spam!

pvcann
18 days ago

It has been a heavy week for WordPress, much spam, to the point I’ve sure had my fill.

Lisa at Micro of the Macro
18 days ago

What a hoot! This was such a fun read, Cindy! I am not a Spam eater, and I, too, have had my fill of the other spam this week! I stopped comments on the post that I seem to get the most spam on (I was getting maybe 20 a week) but the day after, I got over 300 from various posts! I don’t get it! It’s like I’m being punished! Hope your week is going well, my friend! 🌞

Lisa at Micro of the Macro
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
17 days ago

LOL! Things are feeling a lot like normal again here. Hoping you can soon say that! 🌞💛😘

Frank LaManna
18 days ago

ugh spam! 🤣💕

thewheelchairteen
18 days ago

I can definitely relate. Especially after going through hundreds of spam, checking it every time, and then thinking – ‘surely I don’t have to check the rest.’ so you start simply deleting them without looking, only to find a comment by a fellow blogger in there which makes you spend all evening worrying that you accidentally deleted someone else’s. I liked this clever take on Dr. Suess’ old book. Thanks for sharing!

I found my voice
I found my voice
18 days ago

Green egg and spam is that not from a children’s book, Dr Seuss, cant remember…..amusing💙

I found my voice
I found my voice
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

Perhaps green eggs and ham….all the same….💜💜💜 lovely to meet you🦋

I found my voice
I found my voice
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

Not sure terrible at anything technical, I’ll have a look

I found my voice
I found my voice
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

I seriously have no idea…just tried to share my blog??

I found my voice
I found my voice
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

Ok, perfect…thank you💙

I found my voice
I found my voice
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

mariepoemswriting.wordpress.com

I found my voice
I found my voice
Reply to  I found my voice
18 days ago

No neither, how strange ..

I found my voice
I found my voice
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
18 days ago

@mariepoemswriting

Jeff Flesch
17 days ago

Oh, Cindy, I adore this post. Smiling, smiling, smiling…not about the WP spam, that is, frowning, frowning, frowning, smiling about your awesome poem, and I totally agree!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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17 days ago

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Lokesh Sastya
17 days ago

If wp has a section for spam articles… they’re gonna choose this one first. 😁🤭

WordPress is slow. I wish I could shift to any paid plan for better opportunities. However, wp free domain is also worthy, if your is to just write blogs and build a community of 3000 to 5000 followers.

Lokesh Sastya
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
17 days ago

But we have to find a way. I see, you are trying to improve user experience on your web. Check what works. 👍

Lokesh Sastya
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
17 days ago

You are simple and clear. It is easy to connect/communicate with you. 🙂

ben Alexander
17 days ago

yeah – there’s something weird going on sometimes – I notice that some friends get unsubscribed from my blog somehow, and sometimes people that I’ve long followed stop appearing in my feed… I mean, I understand that nothing is perfect… but it’s annoying. 😮‍💨

ben Alexander
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
17 days ago

<3 Shabbat shalom <3

Lokesh Sastya
Reply to  ben Alexander
17 days ago

Same here. 😲

Lokesh Sastya
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
17 days ago

I can’t see full list of the blogs I’m following (500+ total). And reader shows you selected posts. So it is hard to read everyone.

WordPress is slow. If you start searching blogs by their name, it’ll eat your whole time.

Lokesh Sastya
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
17 days ago

Thanks.

majaalifee
17 days ago

💕😊🌹

Markus + Micah
17 days ago

What are green eggs? I have eaten spam before I switched diets. Actually it is big here in the Ph.

Fremi vekaria
17 days ago

Oh…you don’t like spam and green eggs…but may you like this https://naturethebestcure.wordpress.com/2021/05/26/eat-fresh-in-the-morning-to-remain-away-from-wellness-warning/

Fremi vekaria
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
16 days ago

Yours welcome❤💛

Fremi vekaria
17 days ago

May you like this https://naturethebestcure.wordpress.com/links/

Fremi vekaria
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
13 days ago

Well yes…my mistake… i didn’t notice 😅😋

Jeff Flesch
17 days ago

Hahahaha….indeed. 🤣😆😊❤❤

cheriewhite
17 days ago

Hahahahaha! I hear ya, Cindy! 😀

Curt Mekemson
16 days ago

I don’t know about green eggs and spam, but I ingested some spoiled milk yesterday morning, Does that count? Not nice. I couldn’t keep anything down, nor sleep. I’m finally recovering. On a nastiness scale, it is right up there with WP spam. I too, ate a bit of spam as a child, but not much! 🙂 –Curt

anitaannabel
16 days ago

I don’t understand my spam folder anymore 😂😂😂
It’s getting bigger and fatter each day😢
I might drown if I try to save any comments from there 😂😂

Timothy Price
Timothy Price
16 days ago

I check my WP spam filter every few days. There’s normally 5 to 15 spam comments and sometimes a legitimate comment I have to rescue from the spam filter. I checked it yesterday and there were 257 spam comments. It took a while to delete them all even with bulk delete. The Monty Python Spam skit is one of my all time favorites. I don’t like real Spam either, although green eggs I can deal with. We never had Spam when I was growing up because my dad hated it after having so much of it when he was stationed in England during WWII. The first time I had Spam at a friend’s house, I understood why we never had it at home.

Rising Star
15 days ago

hmmm, that’s so true and we all are having the same experience dear Cindy. Excellent post as always

Rising Star
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
14 days ago

Thanks dear C. G. Everything is going well here 💖🤗💐.

Rising Star
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
14 days ago

I also think so

rukasriongotechcacha
14 days ago

Thanks again for your quick response to get you for me and my dear

rukasriongotechcacha
14 days ago

We will see what the weather for me and the kids and I have been working

Writing to Freedom
8 days ago

You seem to have a cranky and humorous muse too. Kudos Cindy!😎

Writing to Freedom
Reply to  Cindy Georgakas
7 days ago

You’re most welcome Cindy. 😊

kinge
7 days ago

Nice poem🤗. We all need to check our spam folders especially these days with wp, lots of messages and comments go to spam. I’ve never had a green egg 😯 but I would to feed my curiosity

indianeskitchen
5 days ago

I keep waiting to get blocked from blocking spam! I don’t know how many I am allowed to block but I have blocked too many to count. Yes I like to eat Spam…lol

Kally
4 days ago

Lol! Thanks for making me laugh! I love spam but not green eggs!

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